Dreadful Dastardly Diseases, or Always Atrocious Ailments
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So the other day, I was in a pharmacy and I saw that they had a "cold 'n' cough" medicine. The alliteration caught my eye, and I wondered it would be possible to create alliterative names with other ailments. "Fever 'n' flu" was the obvious next choice.
Well, of course there was a puzzle in the making - and here it is:
The Puzzle:
Create as many pairs of alliterative ailments as possible. Each pair is worth one point; if one illness or symptom often occurs simultaneously with its pair, that pair is worth two points. Diseases may not be used more than once in an answer - this is mostly to make things easier for you guys so you don't need to worry about permutations. If the ailment is not recognized by WebMD, it doesn't count.
Example:
Fever & Flu 2 points
Cold & Cough 2 points
Mumps & Measles 1 point
~Total:~ 5 points
Everyone is allowed to use the above pairs, so you basically start with five points.
How many points can you get?
Also,
A bounty will be awarded if your solution is longer than a CVS receipt. I suppose that means I won't be giving out a bounty, but who knows! You guys are pretty clever. Also, potentially "paying it forward" on Avigrail's generous bounty on this question.
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asked 7 hours ago
Brandon_JBrandon_J
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So the other day, I was in a pharmacy and I saw that they had a "cold 'n' cough" medicine. The alliteration caught my eye, and I wondered it would be possible to create alliterative names with other ailments. "Fever 'n' flu" was the obvious next choice.
Well, of course there was a puzzle in the making - and here it is:
The Puzzle:
Create as many pairs of alliterative ailments as possible. Each pair is worth one point; if one illness or symptom often occurs simultaneously with its pair, that pair is worth two points. Diseases may not be used more than once in an answer - this is mostly to make things easier for you guys so you don't need to worry about permutations. If the ailment is not recognized by WebMD, it doesn't count.
Example:
Fever & Flu 2 points
Cold & Cough 2 points
Mumps & Measles 1 point
~Total:~ 5 points
Everyone is allowed to use the above pairs, so you basically start with five points.
How many points can you get?
Also,
A bounty will be awarded if your solution is longer than a CVS receipt. I suppose that means I won't be giving out a bounty, but who knows! You guys are pretty clever. Also, potentially "paying it forward" on Avigrail's generous bounty on this question.
open-ended
asked 7 hours ago
Brandon_JBrandon_J
3,460244
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Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
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– North
6 hours ago
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How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
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– Xilpex
6 hours ago
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@North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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@Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
1
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@North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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So the other day, I was in a pharmacy and I saw that they had a "cold 'n' cough" medicine. The alliteration caught my eye, and I wondered it would be possible to create alliterative names with other ailments. "Fever 'n' flu" was the obvious next choice.
Well, of course there was a puzzle in the making - and here it is:
The Puzzle:
Create as many pairs of alliterative ailments as possible. Each pair is worth one point; if one illness or symptom often occurs simultaneously with its pair, that pair is worth two points. Diseases may not be used more than once in an answer - this is mostly to make things easier for you guys so you don't need to worry about permutations. If the ailment is not recognized by WebMD, it doesn't count.
Example:
Fever & Flu 2 points
Cold & Cough 2 points
Mumps & Measles 1 point
~Total:~ 5 points
Everyone is allowed to use the above pairs, so you basically start with five points.
How many points can you get?
Also,
A bounty will be awarded if your solution is longer than a CVS receipt. I suppose that means I won't be giving out a bounty, but who knows! You guys are pretty clever. Also, potentially "paying it forward" on Avigrail's generous bounty on this question.
open-ended
asked 7 hours ago
Brandon_JBrandon_J
3,460244
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So the other day, I was in a pharmacy and I saw that they had a "cold 'n' cough" medicine. The alliteration caught my eye, and I wondered it would be possible to create alliterative names with other ailments. "Fever 'n' flu" was the obvious next choice.
Well, of course there was a puzzle in the making - and here it is:
The Puzzle:
Create as many pairs of alliterative ailments as possible. Each pair is worth one point; if one illness or symptom often occurs simultaneously with its pair, that pair is worth two points. Diseases may not be used more than once in an answer - this is mostly to make things easier for you guys so you don't need to worry about permutations. If the ailment is not recognized by WebMD, it doesn't count.
Example:
Fever & Flu 2 points
Cold & Cough 2 points
Mumps & Measles 1 point
~Total:~ 5 points
Everyone is allowed to use the above pairs, so you basically start with five points.
How many points can you get?
Also,
A bounty will be awarded if your solution is longer than a CVS receipt. I suppose that means I won't be giving out a bounty, but who knows! You guys are pretty clever. Also, potentially "paying it forward" on Avigrail's generous bounty on this question.
open-ended
open-ended
asked 7 hours ago
Brandon_JBrandon_J
3,460244
asked 7 hours ago
Brandon_JBrandon_J
3,460244
edited 5 hours ago
Brandon_J
asked 7 hours ago
Brandon_JBrandon_J
3,460244
asked 7 hours ago
Brandon_JBrandon_J
3,460244
asked 7 hours ago
Brandon_JBrandon_J
3,460244
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Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
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– North
6 hours ago
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How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
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– Xilpex
6 hours ago
1
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@North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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@Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
1
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@North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
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– North
6 hours ago
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How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
$endgroup$
– Xilpex
6 hours ago
1
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@North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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@Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
1
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@North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
1
1
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Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
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– North
6 hours ago
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Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
$endgroup$
– North
6 hours ago
$begingroup$
How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
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– Xilpex
6 hours ago
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How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
$endgroup$
– Xilpex
6 hours ago
1
1
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@North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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@North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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@Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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@Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
1
1
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@North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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@North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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answered 5 hours ago
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Here's my contribution
1)
Asthma & asphyxiation (+2)
2)
Meningitis & malaise (+2)
3)
Fever & flu (+2)
4)
Common cold & congestion (+2, imma make a case right now it should be worth more for triple alliteration :P)
5)
Diabetes & dehydration (+2)
6)
Colorectal cancer & constipation (+2)
7)
Pneumonia & phlegm (+2?)
8)
Depersonalization disorder & deliriuim (+2)
9)
Demyelinating disease & deafness (+2)
10)
Poliomyelitis & paralysis (+2)
11)
Vertigo & vomiting (+2)
12)
Immunodeficiency & infections (+2)
13)
Croup & coughing (+2)
14)
Hypoglycemia & hyperventilation (+2)
15)
Heat (stroke) & hyperthermia (+2)
16)
Hypercapnia & hypoventilation (+2)
17)
Dyspnea & discomfort (+2)
18)
Lyme(disease) & lethargy (+2)
19)
Stroke & spasms (+2)
20)
Hemophilia & hemorrhage (a.k.a bleeding) (+2)
21)
Coronary artery disease (CAD) & Cardiac arrest (+2)
22)
Alzheimer's & amneisia (+2)
23)
Artheritis & aching (+2)
24)
Pox (i.e. smallpox, chicken pox, etc.) & pus (+2)
25)
Septicemia & skin (discoloration) (+2)
26)
Hangover & hyperacusis (+2)
27)
Migraine & misophonia (+2)
28)
Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) & panic (attacks) (+2)
29)
Burns & blisters (+2)
30)
Inflammation & irrittation (+2, irritation on the skin, mostly, not as in @North is irritating)
31)
Drunk driving & death (okay maybe not this)
Currently at 62 points, I'm going to add more tomorrow. I need to sleep. target goal is around 200 points.
answered 5 hours ago
NorthNorth
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MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
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– North
5 hours ago
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Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
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– Brandon_J
4 hours ago
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I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
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– North
2 hours ago
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Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
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– North
2 hours ago
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@Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
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1 hour ago
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Hepatitis & Hyperacusis
Schizophrenia & Scleroderma
Alzheimer's & Aspergers
Chickenpox & Chikungunya
Lyme & Lupus
Malaria & Meningitis
Plague & Polio
Smallpox & SARS
Tetanus & Tinnitus
Varicella & Variola
Zika & Zoster
Dementia & Dystonia
Sinus & Celiac
AIDS & amnesia
Appendicitis & Anorexia
Asthma & Arthritis
Botulism & Bulimia
Narcolepsy & Necrophilia
Parkinson's & PTSD
Pompe's & Pyromania
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Schizophrenia & Scleroderma
Alzheimer's & Aspergers
Chickenpox & Chikungunya
Lyme & Lupus
Malaria & Meningitis
Plague & Polio
Smallpox & SARS
Tetanus & Tinnitus
Varicella & Variola
Zika & Zoster
Dementia & Dystonia
Sinus & Celiac
AIDS & amnesia
Appendicitis & Anorexia
Asthma & Arthritis
Botulism & Bulimia
Narcolepsy & Necrophilia
Parkinson's & PTSD
Pompe's & Pyromania
answered 5 hours ago
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Hepatitis & Hyperacusis
Schizophrenia & Scleroderma
Alzheimer's & Aspergers
Chickenpox & Chikungunya
Lyme & Lupus
Malaria & Meningitis
Plague & Polio
Smallpox & SARS
Tetanus & Tinnitus
Varicella & Variola
Zika & Zoster
Dementia & Dystonia
Sinus & Celiac
AIDS & amnesia
Appendicitis & Anorexia
Asthma & Arthritis
Botulism & Bulimia
Narcolepsy & Necrophilia
Parkinson's & PTSD
Pompe's & Pyromania
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– Brandon_J
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Thanks for the answer! Don't forget to use the ">!" spoiler notation in your answer.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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Thanks for the answer! Don't forget to use the ">!" spoiler notation in your answer.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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Thanks for the answer! Don't forget to use the ">!" spoiler notation in your answer.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
add a comment |
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Here's my contribution
1)
Asthma & asphyxiation (+2)
2)
Meningitis & malaise (+2)
3)
Fever & flu (+2)
4)
Common cold & congestion (+2, imma make a case right now it should be worth more for triple alliteration :P)
5)
Diabetes & dehydration (+2)
6)
Colorectal cancer & constipation (+2)
7)
Pneumonia & phlegm (+2?)
8)
Depersonalization disorder & deliriuim (+2)
9)
Demyelinating disease & deafness (+2)
10)
Poliomyelitis & paralysis (+2)
11)
Vertigo & vomiting (+2)
12)
Immunodeficiency & infections (+2)
13)
Croup & coughing (+2)
14)
Hypoglycemia & hyperventilation (+2)
15)
Heat (stroke) & hyperthermia (+2)
16)
Hypercapnia & hypoventilation (+2)
17)
Dyspnea & discomfort (+2)
18)
Lyme(disease) & lethargy (+2)
19)
Stroke & spasms (+2)
20)
Hemophilia & hemorrhage (a.k.a bleeding) (+2)
21)
Coronary artery disease (CAD) & Cardiac arrest (+2)
22)
Alzheimer's & amneisia (+2)
23)
Artheritis & aching (+2)
24)
Pox (i.e. smallpox, chicken pox, etc.) & pus (+2)
25)
Septicemia & skin (discoloration) (+2)
26)
Hangover & hyperacusis (+2)
27)
Migraine & misophonia (+2)
28)
Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) & panic (attacks) (+2)
29)
Burns & blisters (+2)
30)
Inflammation & irrittation (+2, irritation on the skin, mostly, not as in @North is irritating)
31)
Drunk driving & death (okay maybe not this)
Currently at 62 points, I'm going to add more tomorrow. I need to sleep. target goal is around 200 points.
answered 5 hours ago
NorthNorth
2,5571738
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MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
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– North
5 hours ago
1
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Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
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– Brandon_J
4 hours ago
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I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
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– North
2 hours ago
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Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
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– North
2 hours ago
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@Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
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– North
1 hour ago
add a comment |
$begingroup$
Here's my contribution
1)
Asthma & asphyxiation (+2)
2)
Meningitis & malaise (+2)
3)
Fever & flu (+2)
4)
Common cold & congestion (+2, imma make a case right now it should be worth more for triple alliteration :P)
5)
Diabetes & dehydration (+2)
6)
Colorectal cancer & constipation (+2)
7)
Pneumonia & phlegm (+2?)
8)
Depersonalization disorder & deliriuim (+2)
9)
Demyelinating disease & deafness (+2)
10)
Poliomyelitis & paralysis (+2)
11)
Vertigo & vomiting (+2)
12)
Immunodeficiency & infections (+2)
13)
Croup & coughing (+2)
14)
Hypoglycemia & hyperventilation (+2)
15)
Heat (stroke) & hyperthermia (+2)
16)
Hypercapnia & hypoventilation (+2)
17)
Dyspnea & discomfort (+2)
18)
Lyme(disease) & lethargy (+2)
19)
Stroke & spasms (+2)
20)
Hemophilia & hemorrhage (a.k.a bleeding) (+2)
21)
Coronary artery disease (CAD) & Cardiac arrest (+2)
22)
Alzheimer's & amneisia (+2)
23)
Artheritis & aching (+2)
24)
Pox (i.e. smallpox, chicken pox, etc.) & pus (+2)
25)
Septicemia & skin (discoloration) (+2)
26)
Hangover & hyperacusis (+2)
27)
Migraine & misophonia (+2)
28)
Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) & panic (attacks) (+2)
29)
Burns & blisters (+2)
30)
Inflammation & irrittation (+2, irritation on the skin, mostly, not as in @North is irritating)
31)
Drunk driving & death (okay maybe not this)
Currently at 62 points, I'm going to add more tomorrow. I need to sleep. target goal is around 200 points.
answered 5 hours ago
NorthNorth
2,5571738
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1
$begingroup$
MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
$endgroup$
– North
5 hours ago
1
$begingroup$
Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
4 hours ago
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I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
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– North
2 hours ago
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Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
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– North
2 hours ago
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@Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
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– North
1 hour ago
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Here's my contribution
1)
Asthma & asphyxiation (+2)
2)
Meningitis & malaise (+2)
3)
Fever & flu (+2)
4)
Common cold & congestion (+2, imma make a case right now it should be worth more for triple alliteration :P)
5)
Diabetes & dehydration (+2)
6)
Colorectal cancer & constipation (+2)
7)
Pneumonia & phlegm (+2?)
8)
Depersonalization disorder & deliriuim (+2)
9)
Demyelinating disease & deafness (+2)
10)
Poliomyelitis & paralysis (+2)
11)
Vertigo & vomiting (+2)
12)
Immunodeficiency & infections (+2)
13)
Croup & coughing (+2)
14)
Hypoglycemia & hyperventilation (+2)
15)
Heat (stroke) & hyperthermia (+2)
16)
Hypercapnia & hypoventilation (+2)
17)
Dyspnea & discomfort (+2)
18)
Lyme(disease) & lethargy (+2)
19)
Stroke & spasms (+2)
20)
Hemophilia & hemorrhage (a.k.a bleeding) (+2)
21)
Coronary artery disease (CAD) & Cardiac arrest (+2)
22)
Alzheimer's & amneisia (+2)
23)
Artheritis & aching (+2)
24)
Pox (i.e. smallpox, chicken pox, etc.) & pus (+2)
25)
Septicemia & skin (discoloration) (+2)
26)
Hangover & hyperacusis (+2)
27)
Migraine & misophonia (+2)
28)
Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) & panic (attacks) (+2)
29)
Burns & blisters (+2)
30)
Inflammation & irrittation (+2, irritation on the skin, mostly, not as in @North is irritating)
31)
Drunk driving & death (okay maybe not this)
Currently at 62 points, I'm going to add more tomorrow. I need to sleep. target goal is around 200 points.
answered 5 hours ago
NorthNorth
2,5571738
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Here's my contribution
1)
Asthma & asphyxiation (+2)
2)
Meningitis & malaise (+2)
3)
Fever & flu (+2)
4)
Common cold & congestion (+2, imma make a case right now it should be worth more for triple alliteration :P)
5)
Diabetes & dehydration (+2)
6)
Colorectal cancer & constipation (+2)
7)
Pneumonia & phlegm (+2?)
8)
Depersonalization disorder & deliriuim (+2)
9)
Demyelinating disease & deafness (+2)
10)
Poliomyelitis & paralysis (+2)
11)
Vertigo & vomiting (+2)
12)
Immunodeficiency & infections (+2)
13)
Croup & coughing (+2)
14)
Hypoglycemia & hyperventilation (+2)
15)
Heat (stroke) & hyperthermia (+2)
16)
Hypercapnia & hypoventilation (+2)
17)
Dyspnea & discomfort (+2)
18)
Lyme(disease) & lethargy (+2)
19)
Stroke & spasms (+2)
20)
Hemophilia & hemorrhage (a.k.a bleeding) (+2)
21)
Coronary artery disease (CAD) & Cardiac arrest (+2)
22)
Alzheimer's & amneisia (+2)
23)
Artheritis & aching (+2)
24)
Pox (i.e. smallpox, chicken pox, etc.) & pus (+2)
25)
Septicemia & skin (discoloration) (+2)
26)
Hangover & hyperacusis (+2)
27)
Migraine & misophonia (+2)
28)
Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) & panic (attacks) (+2)
29)
Burns & blisters (+2)
30)
Inflammation & irrittation (+2, irritation on the skin, mostly, not as in @North is irritating)
31)
Drunk driving & death (okay maybe not this)
Currently at 62 points, I'm going to add more tomorrow. I need to sleep. target goal is around 200 points.
answered 5 hours ago
NorthNorth
2,5571738
edited 1 hour ago
answered 5 hours ago
NorthNorth
2,5571738
answered 5 hours ago
NorthNorth
2,5571738
answered 5 hours ago
NorthNorth
2,5571738
2,5571738
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MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
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– North
5 hours ago
1
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Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
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– Brandon_J
4 hours ago
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I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
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– North
2 hours ago
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Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
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– North
2 hours ago
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@Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
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– North
1 hour ago
add a comment |
1
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MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
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– North
5 hours ago
1
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Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
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– Brandon_J
4 hours ago
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I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
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– North
2 hours ago
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Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
$endgroup$
– North
2 hours ago
$begingroup$
@Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
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– North
1 hour ago
1
1
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MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
$endgroup$
– North
5 hours ago
$begingroup$
MOre will be added, but I have to go, and I needed to save :P. Pretend like this doesn't exist right now
$endgroup$
– North
5 hours ago
1
1
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Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
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– Brandon_J
4 hours ago
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Can you imagine the label for a "Colorectal cancer & constipation" medicine? lol I'm loving the answers to this puzzle.
$endgroup$
– Brandon_J
4 hours ago
$begingroup$
I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
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– North
2 hours ago
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I wish that was funny, but unfortunately colorectal cancer is one of the top five most prevalent cancers in the U.S. and about 200,000 cases are reported per year. About 50,000 people die from it per year. Fortunately, there's a 64% survivle rate! That's also why they stick a camera up your a** at fifty to prevent the cancer.
$endgroup$
– North
2 hours ago
$begingroup$
Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
$endgroup$
– North
2 hours ago
$begingroup$
Also the constapation comes from the cancer can potentionally literally obstructs the passage of excretion coming out, so it's actually pretty gross :/
$endgroup$
– North
2 hours ago
$begingroup$
@Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
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– North
1 hour ago
$begingroup$
@Brandon_J your cvs receipt is coming soon... how many items didd you purchase?
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– North
1 hour ago
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Uhhh what do you mean a CVS receipt? Also, wouldn't this potentially be too broad?
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– North
6 hours ago
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How long is your CVS receipt? (Eyes on the bounty when no one is looking)
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– Xilpex
6 hours ago
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@North CVS receipts are famously very long. Also, I don't think that this is too broad; it fits the open-ended tag fairly well. If you want, I can find a link to a similar question.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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@Xilpex ahhh...I dunno. Maybe 100+ points? If I think it looks worthy of merit, I'll hand it a bounty.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago
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@North I should probably require it to be recognized by some doctors' agency so that we don't have fake diseases pop up.
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– Brandon_J
5 hours ago